Frankie: The water was too hot.

Jeannie: It felt fine to me.

Frankie: Androids should not take baths. We were in danger of rusting.

Jeannie: Why must you be so negative all the time?

Frankie: I am not negative. I am just stating a fact.

Jeannie: Give it a rest, will you, Frankie? We’re trying to become more human.

Frankie: Oh, I see. In that case, it was relaxing.

Jeannie: Really?

Frankie: Yes, I am being positive.

Megan: Akira, we are reading you loud and clear.

Akira: Commander, I’m ready to leave Mars now.

Megan: Just a minute. There has been a change in plans.

Akira: What? You promised a spaceship would come to Mars this month, didn’t you?

Megan: Yes, it is coming soon. But first we’ll have to fly you to the Moon.

Akira: Fly me to the Moon? I didn’t expect my commander to do this to me.

Megan: In other words, you’re upset.

Akira: Uh, I’m confused.

Barbara: Yes, I’m done.

Deepak: You didn’t eat much of your curry and naan. That’s not like you at all. You usually finish everything.

Barbara: Can I take it home?

Deepak: Sure. But may I ask, is something the matter?

Barbara: Oh, I got too angry at someone recently.

Deepak: I’ve never seen you angry at anyone. What happened?

Barbara: This strange guy was picking flowers from one of my properties.

Deepak: Well, I’d get angry too!

Guard: Yes. I was on duty here in the laboratory.

Scientist: Can you tell me what happened exactly?

Guard: Yes. Zaytox said he was hungry for ramen. Unfortunately, we didn’t have any ramen.

Scientist: And then what happened?

Guard: I went to a convenience store. When I came back, he was gone.

Scientist: You should have seen that coming.

Guard: I locked the door.

Scientist: He’s an alien. Locked doors won’t stop him.