Roxy: What’s the matter, Dad?

Dad: This is fake news. They say there’s an alien walking around in Tokyo.

Roxy: It’s the internet, Dad. People can say whatever they want.

Dad: It angers me when people post lies on social media.

Roxy: Nobody’s forcing you to read it.

Dad: Roxy, many people can’t tell lies from the truth. They believe everything they read!

Roxy: It depends on the person. Most of my friends can tell.

Dad: Well, that’s no excuse really.