Frau Hofmann: Yes, but who are you?

Caspar: Don’t you remember me? I’m Caspar from your German class at Lincoln High School.

Frau Hofmann: Ah, Caspar! It’s coming back to me now. You’ve gotten a lot bigger.

Caspar: I know. It’s been over twenty years, yes?

Frau Hofmann: I think so. But I do recall you spoke German the most fluently in my class.

Caspar: Well, that’s because my mother’s German.

Frau Hofmann: Oh, now I recall. Your name, Caspar, is common in Germany.

Caspar: Yes, that was my mom’s idea.