Masami: Zaytox, this is unbelievable! You beat the Big West AI shogi program!

Zaytox: Why are you so surprised? It’s just a computer program. AI is overrated.

Masami: But no human being has ever won against it.

Zaytox: I suppose they haven’t tested it on aliens.

Masami: I doubt they have. Our intelligence must seem limited to you.

Zaytox: Masami, don’t underestimate the power of the human mind. Humans are the ones who created AI.

Masami: Oh, you’re right. I hadn’t considered that.

Zaytox: You humans need to have more confidence. Remember, you are special in the universe.

 

 

Barbara: Hiroki, I think this condo is perfect for you. It has everything.

Hiroki: The living room and bedroom are just the right size for a bachelor.

Barbara: Right. I’m glad you noticed that. And look over here. The kitchen has been completely remodeled.

Hiroki: That’s good. I like to cook sometimes. My only issue is this closet. It’s way too small.

Barbara: Do you have a lot of clothes?

Hiroki: I’m a salesperson. I have a lot of suits.

Barbara: You can always buy a rolling clothes rack.

Hiroki: Hmm. I could do that.

 

 

Kelly: Welcome back, everybody. Today, we have a real treat for you. Please give a round of applause for our guest, archaeologist Professor Brendan Peacock. Professor, welcome to the show.

Peacock: Thank you, Kelly. I’m a fan of your show.

Kelly: I have fans?

Peacock: Many, I’m sure.

Kelly: Ah, you’re a true gentleman. Professor, you’re writing a new book. Can you tell us about it?

Peacock: Yes. I am linking current events with humanity’s origins.

Kelly: Sounds interesting. I sense a message.

Peacock: Precisely. It is my goal that people recognize we are connected to the past.

 

 

Bill: Cynthia, did you look at the hits chart today?

Cynthia: No, I’ve been busy with other things. What a about it?

Bill: Well, two of our band’s new songs are in the top ten! That hasn’t happened in over 15 years.

Cynthia: Congratulations.

Bill: You don’t sound so happy, Cynthia. I thought you would be.

Cynthia: Bill, I’ve reached a decision to quit as your manager.

Bill: What? Why? Everything’s going so well for us now.

Cynthia: I’ve decided to do something totally different.